Johnny mad dog

An old leathery skinned man walking around high as a kite harassing women and stealing dogs

Some days he is your best mate some days he will flick yah the bird you never know what your gonna get
Johnny Mad dog just knocked of my missus and my dog the crazy old bloke
by Mad dog watchers November 19, 2023
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Johnny Walker Candle

An extreme form of tealight. Pour a shot of Johnny Walker Black Label (or whiskey of your choosing) into a small plastic disposable cup. Set alight to the rim of the cup. The plastic will burn until it sets fire to the whiskey, at which point a blue flame will appear and burn for approximately one hour. Be careful with fire, kids. This is also not very good for the environment or your personal economy. Plastic should be recycled not burned, and Johnny Walker should be drunk and not burned. It is very beautiful, on the other hand.
Man, we made some Johnny Walker Candles last night. They burnt for hours and we ran out of whiskey
by TheGoochifier December 18, 2016
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Johnny Padilla

Small meat with big feet who is a baller
Johnny Padilla is a baller
by WHITEMANS November 06, 2019
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Johnny Arpi

Johnny Arpi is a good friend who would help you when ever he can, and he's someone who doesn't expect someone to repay him after he helps them, Johnny is also the kind of friend who would get you a gift even though you didn't get him one, Johnny is the best friend you could ever have
Person 1: man Johnny Arpi is such a good friend
by The king of monkeys December 25, 2021
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Johnny Test

adjective: Johnny Test
of only average quality; not very good.
causing irritation or annoyance.

of poor quality or a low standard.
not such as to be hoped for or desired; unpleasant or unwelcome.
"that tv show was such a johnny test''
by meko1432_ April 01, 2023
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Johnny Big Cock

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
by Db.on.db December 19, 2023
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johnny blitzcreak

Cold, chilly, freezing
(Not to be confused with johnny blitzberg)
It's bare johnny blitzcreak today innit' bruv
by Baddaman January 09, 2008
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