story-shooting

someone tryna shoot their shot via insta or snap story by replying to intended person's story with the same song on theirs w/ a caption.

Girls story: *drake best i ever had remix ft. nicki minaj*

''Cause baby, you my everything, you all I ever wanted
We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it'
Guys story: *same song as hers*
'Cause she hold me down every time I hit her up
When I get right, I promise that we gon' live it up'
e.g 2
Guy: How do I get her to notice me
friend 1: give her flowers

friend 2: nah story-shooting is better make sure its ha favourite song
friend 2: they love ice spice.
guy: no way im posting ice spice.

by bloodymemojisho February 22, 2023

Sop story

It’s a stop and sob story

Don’t run and tell me your sop story.

by ArthurSchmidt December 21, 2021

Short Story Schlong

A phrase used to express that your penis came fast. Usually to make a disappointing vibe a bit livelier.

*Sexual Intercourse finished early*
*Man looks toward penis in disappointment*
Man: "Short Story Schlong!"
*Woman laughs*

by xWhatDa December 16, 2022

story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.

I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg

by Lueisms August 24, 2022

story slam

A story, written in the format of a slam poem - an intense emotional free style poem with the intention of a performance ( see slam poem on urban dictionary ).

He performed an excellent story slam about how he first fell in love and got rejected.

by unlessroses July 25, 2016

Villain of the Story

The sickest band around. You should definetly check them out. They're metalcore.

Members:
Logan Barthomolew - vocals
Christian Grey - unclean vocals
Nick Totton - drums

Michael Ivers - guitar
Cody Pauly - guitar
Sean Wayne - bass

You really should get the new Villain of the Story album!

by xGodiiix April 25, 2017

Jack And Jill Story

Two Fuckers That Went Up A Hill To 'Play'

Jack And Jill Went Up A Hill To Smoke Some Marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and then beat her to death with it and pushed her down the well.
And that was the Jack And Jill Story

by TheMinionRaider December 15, 2019