life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
by doctormoosh May 25, 2022
mugGet the when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scottimug.

Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.
"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"
by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019
mugGet the Square Dancemug.

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half
"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."
by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017
mugGet the Square Rootmug.

Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.
Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!
by Mgamerz June 23, 2010
mugGet the Square Corneredmug.
Used in a way of saying it's impossible.
Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!
by Orboot July 30, 2017
mugGet the square root of my right nipplemug.

Square-Head

To have a head that is shaped as a square.
Little-chun's has a fucking square-head man.
by michael8745 September 3, 2010
mugGet the Square-Headmug.

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