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nipple zit

When you find yourself looking at what appears to be a third nipple but when you touch it pus comes out and you calm down with the relief of knowing your not a freek.
Dude you look really tired.

I know I was up all night with my nipple zit. I was poking it for hours. When I found out it was just a zit, I fapped the rest of the night to celebrate.

Cool I did that last week.
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nipple tassels

Something which you wear on your nipples that can have decorations (sparkles,string,streamers,etc.) on it for show. Mostly used on women in strip clubs, but they have men's too.
"I was at the strip club and this girl had glitter nipple tassels!"
by alstermusician November 14, 2013
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Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.
The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.
by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013
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Nipple Road

The true way to have a very "bumby" ride.
I rode down the nipple road as the nipples on the street swayed in the breeze.
by Vandalistrun May 29, 2016
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Nipple Master

The master of the nipple cripple.
Will happily nipple cripple anyone who the see fit, whether they are a stranger are not.
Has been arrested over 7 times for nipple crippling celebrities and/or politicians.
Obama: man I got crippled so hard last week my nipples leaked milk

Cameron: damn son, he must have been the nipple master
by TheNynjaBynja August 20, 2016
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Nipple Finder

A Nipple Finder is someone who helps people find their nipples for them when they can't do it themselves.
"Man I had to hire a professional nipple finder to help me find my nipples for me, I had thought I lost them, turns out, they were on my chest!"
by IrreverentIzzy February 10, 2017
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nipple rage

When the nipples are hard or erect and are busting through ones shirt
Dude I woke up this morning and had nipple rages

Did you see sally in class she had serious nipple rage
by Tip the hoe February 17, 2017
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