Morning Wood

George Butler

George Butler doesn’t get morning wood, he IS MORNING WOOD!!!

by Dr. Strap-On January 30, 2021

Morning Glory

A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.

Bruh my morning Glory woke me up, right on time before i took a massive wizz.

by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

Hood morning

A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat

Group chat:HOOD MORNINGG NIGGAS

by Issa bootyhoe March 28, 2021

Semi-Morning

Between Midnight and Morning

"Dude, I get out of work at 3 in the semi-morning"

by a-clock March 30, 2021

morning

Morning starts from midnight to 3pm

Hey i know its still morning (3pm) but wanna drive to NYC

by Taco dan April 7, 2021

When morning starts

Morning starts from 12am to 3pm

When Morning starts its from 12am to 3pm

by Taco dan April 7, 2021