squad mom

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter
The squad mom got us while we were chillin.
by BotMirage March 15, 2016
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enu’s mom

The biggest fattest witch on the planet
Wow, Enu’s mom really cant sing
by Picklesryummy January 13, 2019
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Mom flu

Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.
When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
by Someonejuicy March 01, 2018
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sinner's mom

sinner's mom is dead
by trainy April 18, 2023
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Moms toys

The fukin thing mom uses to be horny af
"Oh yea, moms toys are so good at making me cum"
by Gay but not quite February 14, 2022
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FaceBook Mom

A mom who takes photos of them self with high angle, posts a lot on Facebook, picture perfect in photos, and always uses LOL. A Facebook mom posts so much on facebook and is on their phone a lot, even though they always tell their kids to get off of theirs.
Jerry: Omg my mom is such a Facebook mom!

Alice: yeah, she always makes us take photos and is on their phone.
by Mr.clean_1023 November 23, 2020
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YUR mom

YUR mom is a whore
by YUR mom.com69 February 05, 2022
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