Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

Inside The Mind Of Simon

inside the mind of Simon is a demo for the song by miracle musical "the mind electric"

preformed live in 2006 by a man named Bora who at the time was apart of a band named tally hall and cojum dip

Man 1:"Dude ever heard the demo for TME?"
Man 2:"no and I don't care"
Man 1:"too bad your gonna listen to inside the mind of simon!"
Man 2:"I question our friendship"

by LESHUAN DINGLENUT February 1, 2025

mind fuck

a mind fuck occurs from coming in contact with any substance; animal, plant, or mineral that will 'fuck up' your mind like; drugs or alcohol.

I am a pharmaseutical performance artist who uses my trippy art to mind fuck all who come in come in contact.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh December 15, 2010

Mind your business

You don't agree with what I'm saying or kissing my ass so you don't get to have a opinion or speak about it.

Dumb chick : he cheated on me for the 78th time...should i give him another chance

Other dumb chicks : yaaaaas girl he will change

Dumb chick : thanks for the support queens

Someone wise : you should of been left him

Dumb chick : mind your business

by The Mysterious 1 December 11, 2022

Mind Wank

A telepathic wank using your mind. BUT YOU AINT THINKING ABOUT THE HOMIES

luke was thinking of Sam's toes so much that he needed to have a mind wank. But he is a homie...

by ProfessorMindWank November 17, 2020

vike minded

Flexible, lean, community-driven, dependable.

People who say "Free party is not a crime" are the next VIKE MINDED!

by Howie Marx July 15, 2024

feeble drug infested mind

One who thinks that they can handle the drugs they are consuming when in fact their life is totally unmanageable and their thinking distorted , and totally clueless yet still consuming drugs as if they have nothing to do with their mental state.

Look at that dumb bitch she thinks she can run things with her feeble drug infested mind (fdim).

by Dutch mutter December 27, 2016