Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

Matthew Roger Guichard

A really nice young man

He is a Matthew Roger Guichard because he bought me chipotle one time.

by Kumasi October 10, 2016

matthew scott hollifield

an amazing guy and a good best friend

person: get yourself a matthew scott hollifield

by Tsunami_softball November 21, 2016

matthew burton

A person who is an orange upside down spoon

That right there is a Matthew Burton.

by KhoraChrono November 21, 2016

matthew rodden

Cool guy sense of humor loves Netflix

"Lemme get yo number Matthew Rodden"

by TrumpHasSmallHands November 29, 2016

Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016

Matthew

He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.

Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.

Matthew, I've only know you for a 2 weeks but i want your children.

by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016