Matthew

A really sensitive squirrel

Person 1: Man look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew

Person 3: he’s so UGLY

The squirrel: *starts crying*

by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a fun-loving guy. He is the type of person who seems intimidating at first sight but once you get to know him, he is sweet and sensitive. Matthews tend to have a connection to nature. He loves science and knows almost EVERYTHING about dinosaurs. Matthews have beautiful eyes and are very attractive. If you know a Matthew, don’t loose them. They make great friends and partner!

Guy 1: Who’s that dude over there?
Guy 2: That’s Matthew

by Mavi22 March 3, 2020

matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew

Annoying British cunt

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

by H0undy October 10, 2025

Matthew Copeland

Name to describe an in the closet homosexual pedophile. Also really weird and brings up talking points about the weather and how the day is going. The biggest Melvin on the planet.

Wow Matthew Copeland, I always thought he was gay.

by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 13, 2022

Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 22, 2016

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023