may 27

the best day in the world (national slap bread day)

its may 27 yeah yeah

by Wellllllllll idk November 30, 2020

May 17th

International f*ck u day !

It’s okay to be a hater on this day

if this day was a song it would b I hate you by sza
God I hate the 17th

Exemple: it’s may 17th, I hate you !

by Swag money 69 May 8, 2022

Mai Khanh

A woman that is very special the more you get to know her.

She stands out among the rest.

Mai Khanh seemed boring at first but the more I got to know her, the more attracted to her I became.

by theodorius August 10, 2020

May 9th

Meet up with someone at the bathroom 300b and fuck

“Hey I’ll meet you at the bathroom on may 9th to ya know👀”

by Ur mom’s toes May 7, 2022

May 26

Congrats cuz if your born in this day you are born on the same day Gurt’s girls from Despicable Me dance recital was on.

Person one: Did you know Gurt’s girls dance thing was on May 26??
Person two: Really???
Person one: Yeah I saw it in the movie!

by Coffee=PowerDrug June 29, 2022

May 27th

May 27th its national give a wedgie day.
Give someone a wedgie.

May 27th,

Me : I gave my brother a wedgie yesterday .

Him: *it still hurts*

by TheGirlUDontKnow May 5, 2021

Mai-Anh

Mai-Anh’s are savages. They give a fuck about the streets and are not impressed by your material accomplishments. Have you spent time in the community? Do you tip servers well? Then you actually might deserve her attention. She has rock solid values and one she holds to a high honor is the value of respecting other’s values and choices, no matter to what degree they differ from her own. A Mai-Anh will give you the space to be yourself. She doesn’t just allow it but encourages it. A Mai-Anh supports your true self, your darkest thoughts, and inappropriate behaviors. This isn’t because she particularly agrees with your words and actions, but she takes pride in COMFORT; and is more than happy to give you a safe, comfortable space to discuss how you’re feeling, in the hopes that you can learn, another one of her core values. A Mai-Anh probably has big boobs and bounces them to hard-core drill music. She never follows others. Mai-Anh’s love weed, cats, and being there for their friends and family. They are not your traditional house wife, and with that being said, the application deadline to become their housewife has passed. If you ever come in contact with a Mai-Anh give them space and good food and then some more space and you might just get a yes from them.

Anyone it doesn’t matter who you are: Mai-Anh, what do you think? Yes or no?

Mai-Anh: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Goodbye6969 November 23, 2021