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No-Look Tortilla Slap

During a MFF Threesome, while one woman is going down on the male, the second woman, complete dry where it counts, climbs up on the bed, grabs the head of the male, and jumps up, landing “tortilla” first , facing the males feet, hard enough to produce a “Slap” sound.
During a threesome with Krissy and Sasha, Krissy broke my nose by giving me a No-look Tortilla Slap.
by Maryland Misfit October 6, 2022
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wow look @ this

(1)Said When someone sees something odd or cursed.
(2) Laughing at a normal object

Always followed by "the_____,wow"
(1) "wow look @ this the____wow"
(2) can "wow look @ this the Rations wow"
by lykus September 16, 2020
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Look at the mountains

Look at the mountains is not what most people perceive it as. It is a feeling, an experience, where you are immersed in the sheer oddity of the phrase. It is a spiritual awakening, opening your eyes to the wonder of the vast mountains. Look at the mountains is joyful and wonderful, and should be experienced by everyone.
Look at the mountainssss” proclaims look at the mountains aunt.
by auntie tammy January 31, 2024
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Look, an elk!

Something you say to distract people from the fact you just let one rip.
Look, an elk! *Releases bowel gases*
by Jarambe le gortilla July 15, 2022
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