Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.

Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches

by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022

Burger Kinging

When you approach someone in a fast food resturant in an attempt to flirt with a hot person but you just end up being socially awkward.

I was at a burger king yesterday, and I saw someone totally Burger Kinging the cashier.

by is_Quaz April 16, 2020

kings cheese

When you land an LA Kings cheerleader and the cheese from the last dude causes you to hit PP for penicillin

Bro I can’t believe that you didn’t notice that kings cheese before you stuck it in

by EiffelTower420 November 29, 2017

Kings Inn

The motel for Kings.
The Inn is Owned by Ak and has the hottest nightshift clerk known to man.

Let’s ball out and go stay at the Kings Inn

by November 24, 2021

Dragon King

Usually the crack head who has consumed, produced or purchased the most amount of dragon glass at any given time out of all fellow participating dragons, the Dragon King title can easily be passed around many times in a single sitting

Let the Dragon King go first it is his dragon glass

by Oh My Odgay December 12, 2019

exploding kings

Playing "Exploding Kittens" with a standard deck of cards instead of using original "Exploding Kittens" deck. Requires 2 decks for full emulation, but with 4 or less players you can use a single deck.

2-6 = pair-able cards (cards without instructions)
7 = skip
8 = see the future (1 extra "8" card is needed from 2nd deck for accurate emulation)
9 = nope
10 = shuffle the deck
Jack = attack
Queen = ask for favor
King = exploding kitten

Ace = diffuse (2 Ace cards from 2nd deck are required for more than 4 players)

Best if played by people who are familiar with "Exploding Kittens" rules.

Camper 1: Lets play "Exploding Kittens"
Camper 2: Crap, I left my deck at home. I only have regular cards
Camper 3: We can play Exploding Kings - use regular cards and use "Exploding Kittens" rules.

by Dr. Analog July 10, 2017

hash king

A man who is worship for his hash abilities, a man above all communities, a God.

That lad is THE Hash King bro

by The Orwin slaver December 24, 2017