A samster king is a man or lesbian who swallows hamsters in one go and leaves their trail with the hamsters left back leg
A samster king ate my hamster
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
Awhhh man my hamsters leg is all that's left because of a samster king
by Cake_taster September 11, 2021
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The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.
The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.
The title derives from the monarchy of Siam, but can now refer to an individual who owns the absolute respect and admiration of all whom he may encounter.
The King Of Siam may be considered charming, intelligent, handsome and influential.
Pedestrian: "My lords, is that the King Of Siam?!?"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"
Other pedestrian: "Good God, he's so unfathomably majestic"
by The King Of Siam August 30, 2022
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by OrionZX August 28, 2020
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sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣
You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.
AN INSPIRATION.
AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.
Not afraid to fuck someone up
You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)
sexy, and all the way around just a unbelievably badass individual. One of a kind friend. HONEST TO HIS CORE. You'll worship him as a lover if he ever gives you the chance. He is breath taking. Both good and bad. He can be quite the asshole if you're a burnt, no life, no spunk havin ass retarded idiot , and if u can't gangster the fuck up and accept and hear the truth....WELL your in for a treat with this one 🤣
You'll want him all the time but he won't ever allow it more more than 12hrz , 24 if you're lucky.
AN INSPIRATION.
AND EVEN MORE THAN ANY OF THIS.....HE IS A KICKASS FATHER TO HIS SON. All the way around sweetheart of a father, raises his son and I'm sure future kids to be upstanding, gentlemen and good people.
Not afraid to fuck someone up
You won't wanna be his enemy , promise ;)
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