husband kisses

an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily

Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games

by hubbynottubby July 19, 2012

Mouse Kisses

Too kiss someone sweetly on the nose to show affection.

Girl: Adam was so sweet last night. He gave me little mouse kisses when we were watching the movie.

by rainbowonmyparade December 8, 2011

Window Kissing

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.

When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.

by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

chorizo kisses

When you are close to a girl and your dick is trying to jump out of your pants at her. Similar to butterfly kisses. Chorizo is a type of sausage and is used in Spanish slang for dick.

We were cuddling on the sofa and I kept giving her chorizo kisses. She could feel my cock pulsing on her leg through my pants

by N1C February 27, 2014

butcher's kiss

A 'butcher's kiss' is a prank or revenge act a menstruating woman can play on her sleeping partner (or any other sleeping person).

The intention is to leave a bloody smear across the victim's face or body, which is the 'butcher's kiss', by direct contact with the labia. Extra props are given if the victim is not roused during the act. Further props are given if the victim is still unaware of the butcher's kiss while in public.

"I thought we were cool again, but as soon as I fell asleep she gave me a full-on butcher's kiss. When I woke up she was laughing at me with that asshole Bob. She'd taken pictures and put them online.

I swear, man, I can't live with my mom anymore."

by _CherryPip_ March 4, 2010

Dead Kisses

When a person kisses another person and they don't react to it.

"I was trying to get the mood started by kissing him, but he just stared into the t.v! He told me I was giving him dead kisses."

by babygirly84 January 4, 2010

spicy kiss

A kiss after eating spicy food and or a kiss with bubble spit in it. More so the spicy food thing less with the bubble spit. Im not sure I just made it up.

After I ate spicy food, I gave my wife a spicy kiss.

by Tonyfreedrum June 6, 2017