K Flem

A male, who's favourite hobbies include, birra Bball and performing the delicate art of a "blumpkin".
He once Blumpkin'd a person they came and shat at the same time, they died.
Terrific Blumpkin'er.

K Flem gave 7 lads a blumpkin one night, 4 of them died.
That's how good he is.

by Sir John Ryaner January 2, 2011

Lauren K. A.

The most beautiful girl in the world. The girl that you think of all the time and wish she was with you. The one that can put you either in the best mood of your life, or the worst mood you could even imagine. The one girl that you would do anything for, even if that means forgetting as best as you can, your love for her, even as hard and as much pain you'll be in after. The girl that you'll wait for, as long as your love isn't played with.

"Dude, why don't you ask her out?"
"She's Lauren K. A."
"And? She likes you"
"I can wait"
"no, you can't dude!"
"I'll do anything for her, so I will."

by IloveU August 12, 2012

K pop

Ok boomer (a reference for calling someone old)

Son: “Shut up I’m on instagram”

Dad :“You know, back in my day we didn’t have smart phones”

Son:“K pop”

by nickadamz1 April 3, 2020

K-boogies

When you've snorted too much Ketamine, or "Special-K", and your boogers become one big clump...almost to the consistency of pizza dough.

Dude, where've you been for the past half hour?..... Oh wait, I know, you've got K-boogies.....can I get some?

by J vitale December 9, 2008

agne k

Oxford definition: A person of mystery and secrecy who is often found alone glaring daggers at people in terms of spying on them. These people are often be spies, as their secretive nature allows them quick reflexes and thinking skills to hunt down and observe targets easily, via glaring at them intensely. Commonly, they have appealing personalities and just want people to say good morning to them.

"Have you seen that girl with those big glasses lately?" "Yeah, she's such an 'agne k', behind those glasses she's always glaring."

by A-M :) August 11, 2019

K buddy

friendly okay, sarcastic kind or okay even you don't want to do

Friend: Drink this beer man

Sam: K buddy ...

by Arsmehhh December 27, 2015

k-lit

a short white girl who dances randomly, k-shimmy. puts her fingers in people's ear, unwanted. cries when she laughs, sounds like a pipe bust. consumes 3,000lbs of honey mustard hourly and her thighs can crush watermelons.

aye yo BillyBob Buttcheeks, you see that girl, she's a k-lit type of gal.

by HoogyPoogey98 June 18, 2018