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the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.
Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up
by Negro man April 24, 2005
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Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair
Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer
by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025
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Johnny Kurniawan

Johnny Kurniawan likes haircuts in cukur Bogor , he often comes to stop by Bogor Because Bogor is everything to him, he really likes Bogor, what more if he has a haircut he likes Brandon the most
by JoniKurni November 23, 2021
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Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin
Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch
by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023
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Skinny Johnny

A Skinny Johny is a long, slim, slow burning joint with keef and tobacco leaves.
The joint is tightly packed for the ultimate slow burn.
The Skinny Johnny is mostly smoked in long smoking sessions, like when watching Star Wars: The return of the Jedi on your
That Skinny Johnny had my head going!
by The Skinny Johnny June 25, 2021
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Johnny Stubble Burger

A Seasonable burger available for only 2 weeks of the year in the Isle of Man (TT fortnight).
Legend has it that the burger contains actual stubble and is the key ingredient to such a wholesome TT staple diet. Johnny stumbled upon the secret recipe whilst having a shave over the griddle, we know it's stubble but just not the quantity.
Off to Bushy's for some fine music, a pint of Bushy's real ale and a Johnny Stubble Burger.
by Manx Meat Matters June 11, 2018
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Johnny Depp creepy

When one is creepy and pedophile-like. Originated from the movie Into The Woods
"He's creepy. I mean, not like Johnny Depp creepy, but..."
by SarcasmSanwich June 14, 2023
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