Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.

Jason

by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025

Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher

kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not

by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025

Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.

Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs

by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025

Jasonism

A confident statement that makes up colloquialisms to articulate something others don’t fully understand.

That man is as strong as a wood-peckers lips. - Jasonism

by Doc Hudson November 1, 2025

jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting

p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt

by cartchiefer November 16, 2025

Jason Bloodtism

People that love the character Jason Blood and have Autism

I have Jason Bloodtism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025

Jason Sheets

The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.

Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets

by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025