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Jason

Jason derives from the word butt plug. In ancient Chinese medicine, bamboo was used to detect prostate cancer. Saliva was highly recommended for the lubrication process. As man evolved, they realized they could just use their fingers.
I either have erectile dysfunction or I need to get myself a good ol fashion Jason.
by bloom1 March 18, 2022
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Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.
Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs
by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025
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Jason-ing

The act of being with a group of friends, having good time, then randomly walking away like a ghost without saying good bye and making people think you were either man-stolen or dead in a ditch.
Night out with the boys: Bro is so nice to finally be out kicking it with the boys, we need to do this more often. Hey, where the fuck is Todd? They search the area, call the police, send out search parties and Todd cannot be found. The next day Todd shows up to work and just buddy fucked everyone by walking away Jason-ing.
by Redmouse69 February 8, 2019
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Jason

bro did you know jason has a fat ass cock
by qirval November 23, 2021
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Jason

A person who has high IQ and is usually sucessful
Hey look! Its Jason!
by igobyweirdnames May 10, 2022
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Jason has the second largest dick. He is only defeated by people named gage. He has a dick so big that he has to wrap it around his leg to keep it from dragging on the ground. Also like a gage he will be humble and deny that he has a big dick.
I heard Jason’s dick puts horse dicks to shame
by Pigeonhater78 November 24, 2021
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Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
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