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January 1

In new year if you
-text
-have a crush a your boyfriend/girlfriend

-in your room 24/
-study
-always on your phone
Other.
by anonymous December 30, 2021
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January 1

National kiss your boyfriend day. Tell him that you love him more than he knows. Go cuddle. Watch the office on Netflix with him.
Friend: Do you know what day it is!!

Me: No what day is it?!

Friend: it’s January 1! National kiss your boyfriend day!!
by .-.fuck you December 31, 2021
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January 5th

Audrey cmon…

Audrey: what do you mean

Freddy:wanna make out?
Audrey: whyy???
Freddy:It’s national make-out day, January 5th!
Audrey:ohhhh
by Yxngdaddydraco December 31, 2021
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January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want
“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x
by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022
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January 9

National send foot pic day
The day you send someone foot pics for no reason
Steve: Hey John it's January 9th
John: So
Steve: Its the day you send someone random foot pics
by Bluefox15 January 7, 2022
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January 20

The day your miss her most
This day you sit at your bed and cry about her On January 20

Friend: hey wanna hangout today?
You: nah bro I’m just gonna stay home missing her
Friend: lonely ass loser
by I miss her. January 10, 2022
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January 17

Its her birthday! (January 17 2022 she would have been 100! Too bad she died December 31 2021)
by Nopetynope January 15, 2022
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