Justin Bieber

The reason most americans are homophobic.

Justin Bieber's so gay!

by onlythetruth:) September 10, 2010

Justin Bieber

A womens' sexual disorder in where the vagina begins to morph into a penis or in semi-rare cases... a BLACK HOLE. On some occasions, lesbians have been known to accelerate the process by injecting heroine into the vaginal area. Unfortunately, the acceleration of the process can cause the disorder to accelerate out of control, causing severe erectile disfunction upon the penis forming. If you know a friend with Justin Bieber and have seen a black hole forming, RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!! The only known way to treat this cure is to kill the subject carying the disorder. The only known male subject to ever have Justin Bieber is Justin Bieber. Fortunately for us, due to the fact that he is a male, the black hole will form, but the suction will only effect Justin. This will cause him to, in theory, be sucked into himself, through the hole left in his now empty groin area (though really, was there anything in there in the first place). There are 3 phases to Justin Bieber.

Phase 1: The subject will begin to notice the vaginal area beginning to tighten.

Phase 2: (24-48 hours in) Either the subject will see a small stub of a penis emerging from the vagina OR will see the vaginal hole begin to expand into a black hole.

Phase 3: (48-96 hours in) Either there will be a penis where the vagina used to be or there will be a fully formed black hole. The black hole will suck anything up, within a 20 mile radius. If you haven't killed the subject by this point, you're fucked...

(Guy): Oh fuck, my girlfriend has Justin Bieber!

(Guy2): RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, IT'S A BLACK HOLE!!!!!111

by SomeRandomGuy....... August 11, 2010

Justin

A Justin is the bastard offspring of a Trudy(see Trudy). A Justin has snaggle-teeth, and is addicted to drugs and alcohol. He never shuts up, but also never makes sense. He has severe mental problems, and was kicked out of the Army for mis-conduct. He threatens the life of pregnant women, and stalks people. He lives with his mom and has no job, and no friends. Yet he still thinks he is cool and smart. He also tries to get with his brother's wife, and likes to assault lots of women.

"We took a self-defense class to learn how to protect ourselves from Justins."

by Nicoleisgreat May 22, 2008

Justin bieber

The dumbshit that got a record deal for singing on youtube. He sounds like a three year old and looks like one.

annoying justin bieber fan at my locker: OMG WHY ISNT THERE ANY JUSTIN BIEBER ON YOUR IPOD? NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO BIEBER FEVER!

Me: because i dont feel like listening to a three year old singing i have little cousins for that. oh and i got the vaccinition for that "Fever" *takes my ipod away from the askhole and puts on Queen*

by Dont Say It August 11, 2010

Justin

They appear sweet, nice, and friendly, but under the surface they are complete jerks. They are womanizers, often suffer from short man syndrome, and know just what to say to get in a girls pants. They act like martyrs and whine non stop to make you feel bad for them after they've completely screwed you over. A lot of times they overcompensate with material items such as fast cars or trucks and work out 24/7 in order to make up for their height.

Guy: He's like 5'4" and drives a HUGE truck... i bet his name is Justin.

Guy 2: Yep, what a tool....

by Carabeth October 12, 2011

Justin's Pick

A fancy ass cigar. Started in Ames, Iowa from Tobacco Outlet, whose signs near certain high priced smokes made them the shit.

Shane: Hey Vargy, you got a cigar man?
Vargy: Of course, it's a Justin's Pick!

by Le_Buge February 18, 2009

Justin miholics

Boy with a tiny Pecker who likes it in his butt

Boy: i like buttsex
Boy2: theres a dark alley
Justin miholics: can i join?

by Fat ass and skinny prick May 21, 2011