Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

Jack Rackham

Jack Rackham is a certified badman who was recruited by NRK and since then has scored multiple points on his opps on road. Jack Rackham is praised by all but is also feared on the streets and therefore is not a force to be messed with. Jack Rackham portrays the look of a black man with strong ginger hair and has the voice of someone fresh off the boat(do not let the stereotypically British name fool you).

Wallad 1:Yo my twizzy. Did you see Jack Rackham on the battlefield?

Wallad 2: Of course. He was smacking bodies bro.

by TalibanTom911 May 4, 2022

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

jack wachtel

hot and sexy

"jack wachtel let me hit cuh"

by poeticallycorrectjulius November 28, 2022

Jack-Stalling

The process by which one masturbates while inside a bathroom stall or similar enclosure; jacking it within a stall.

_ Hey man! Did you hear about Sherman?

/ Nah, what happened?

_ Last weekend his room mates heard him in the bathroom jack-stalling it.

/ Damn, man, thats hilarious!

by TheSuperviza February 24, 2009

Base Jacking

Masturbation performed exclusively at the base of ones penis.

Steph was base jacking her co-workers Craig and Jason that she developed carpal tunnel and had to file for workers comp.

by Brodie Staxxx July 6, 2019

jack ray

the kind of kid who can build a pc with his damn eyes closed

wow! what a jack ray!

by jackarooo January 4, 2019