Wilbur Cross

The villain of Starkid's Black Friday (also known as Uncle Wiley)
Songs
- Tickle Me Wiggly Jingle
- Made In America

"my mentor, Wilbur Cross stepped into that portal and came out a raving lunatic, he pledged his undying allegiance to the forces within, and disappeared soon after"
- General John McNamara

by TheSolveItSquadAHHHHHHHHHH February 3, 2023

goth cross owner

a cool person with cool music taste and madly in love with their bf

Im a goth cross owner

by keiejwj February 4, 2023

Cross your cheeks

To wish someone extra ordinary luck.

"Cross your cheeks" for me in the up coming game!

by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023

The Tijuana trunk crossing

When a gym enthusiast sharts whilst committing to a gut wrenching dead lift or squat.

"Did you see Danny squat 500lbs on tuesday!?" "I sure did, but he definitely finished off with the Tijuana trunk crossing. You could see it running down his legs before it smelled.

by Sal_paradise February 22, 2023

Cross-Examine the Parrot

To do something extremely asinine, but the reason behind it was because the second-person joked about it.

-Did you hear about that man the other day? He confronted a tiger and rode it! He's mental!
-Yeah well, I guess it was the cravat guy's fault. That man was trying to Cross-Examine the Parrot!

by Ace attorney nick May 1, 2025

animal crossing

The best game ever. The latest game is basically: get on an island, Tom Nook owes u 50,000 bells or 5000 nook miles, you do some things, get villagers, and do more and more until K.K Slider comes in.

Some people think people who play Animal Crossing are furries and should be rejected from society. That is a rotten lie!

Boy: I love playing Animal Crossing!

Girl: Ew gay furry faggot

by thetorofangirl May 7, 2025

*Shoulder their cross

*Do what I say. It literally just means "Do what I say"

Der Führer JeepJorp "Well, that depends on how many people are willing to *Shoulder their cross (Do what I say) and busy themselves with trivial nonsense while I DER FÜHRER JEEPJORP HAVE ALL THE CONTROL! AND ALL THE MONEY! I'LL HAVE ALL THE CURATED CONVERSATIONS! AND PEOPLE WILL THINK HOW I TELL THEM TO THINK! AND IF THEY DON'T... I'LL TAKE EVERYTHING FROM THEM! I'M SAVING THEM! I'M SAVING THEM FROM THE POST-MODERNIST NEO-MARXISTS! I'M SAVING THEM ALL!!!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024