cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

by SrNiightmare September 30, 2012

cheese n bacon

this is a slice of cheese with bacon on top n taste extremely nice but no 1 in da world cn beat the ultimate beffing cheese n bacon sadwhich PHILL N MIKE MAKES!!!!

the is a cheese n bacon sandwhich on my table

i have to muches lets get a cheese n bacon sadwhich

by phill April 14, 2004

Spanked my Bacon!

Spanked my Bacon is an action packed statement used to describe the feeling of metaphorically being paddled on your bottom with overwhelming, stimulating and provocative information. Having your bacon spanked can potentially lead to creative spurts and intense exhaustion, later followed by a cigarette and if you're lucky, another round.

Wow! That concert really spanked my bacon!

Hey baby! Want me to spank your bacon? Here, hold my beer while I download.

A man in uniform really spanks my bacon!

by Madeline Laughs July 9, 2011

bacon biscut with ketchup

when a girl wipes her ass and crotch while she is on the rag, and then wipes her finger under your nose.

See cheeze biscuit and bacon cheeze biscut

Sally gave me a rotten bacon biscuit with ketchup

by graffix chic June 30, 2004

Den Danske Bacon

Den Danske Bacon or in english "The Danish Bacon" is a small danish youtuber with 51 subscribers. He is good

Den Danske Bacon is a great youtuber

by Den Danske Bacon June 8, 2020

smoke some bacon

The act of performing oral sex on a man. The term is used in a pejorative context and can be used as a sharp retort to an insult directed at you

"John you are so dumb"
"Bill, go smoke some bacon"

by solestar May 27, 2013

Asshole wrapped in bacon

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.

Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.

by Ehemlin85 January 13, 2009