irish morning

when you wake in the morning to a man-ish woman and the aftermath of several drunken choices breathing in your face.

"hey man... i think i killed someone the other night and i havent been able to get rid of this itch since then."

"shit sounds like one hell of an Irish morning you had."

by the seven wharfs March 17, 2014

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irish goodnight

When the person you've been texting with all night just goes to bed, unannounced. Usually because they've been drinking.

Janice had 6 40s while we were texting last night, and then just went silent and gave me the ole Irish Goodnight

by West side cereal killer May 15, 2016

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irish yard sale

When a no-good husband or wife comes home to find his or her stuff dumped on the front steps.

"Maureen told Pat if he kept messing around on her he'd come home to an Irish yard sale."

by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015

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Irish fruit bowl

the act of inserting a fruit (perticularly a banana) into a women's vagina, then eating it out.

Lil'$ham was staring to get hungry, and his girlfriend was feeling frisky, so they decided to turn her vagina into an Irish Fruit bowl

by Lil'$ham February 2, 2010

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Irish socket set

A sledgehammer. The term suggests a lack of finesse in Irish repair methods, reinforcing the Irish reputation for stupidity.

Having thus far failed to repair the television, Jim switched from his screwdriver to his Irish socket set - a decision probably driven more by frustration than careful consideration.

by Keenan Nunes-Vaz December 23, 2005

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When you have gotten your girlfriend drunk off of bailey's and bran muffins, stick it in her ass and pull out quickly. the result, is the makings of many small potato like droppings, hence the Irish potato factory. ;)

"Hey man, my GF was smashed last night, I toured the irish potato factory!"

by David Davidson99 April 3, 2009

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