Holy turtle penis

When you are extemely surprised, just like OMFG

something like:

TWO GUYS PLAYIONG A VIDEOGAME
A:HEY, YOU
INCREDIBLE MOVE*

B: HOLY TURTLE PENIS!

by stevewolf May 11, 2012

Holy Shit Bitch

What u say when pull of something amazing or when your friend gets soma dat pussy!

Bob:Yo last night I got laid hard.
Larry: Holy shit Bitch

by Fuckmehardermommy February 13, 2019

holy grail blowjob

A blowjob in which the girl swallows for the first time

I was here holy grail blowjob.

by Calliebae February 13, 2017

irish holy water

Whiskey manufactured in Ireland

Barkeep- aye Father, getcha a whiskey?
Priest- I'll certainly have none of that! But an Irish holy water will do, my son.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

native holy water

street term for name-brand mouthwash. like Listerine, Scope, etc. etc.

Hey mom! I just brushed my teeth, are we out of native holy water?

by John Smith (original) August 29, 2010

Holy Potato Peelings

Owww...

So, anyways, there was this guy, and I says to him, "Somebody get me a danish," and he says, "Holy potato peelings."

by some guy August 13, 2003

Holy Fuck Road.

The one experience on any intoxicant whereupon you experience every single side-effect of that substance, as well as every desirable effect in equal measure.

"Man, I really needed last night but I wound up taking a turn on Holy Fuck Road. I was happy and relaxed, but had the feeling that I was insignificant and about to die which also made me tense"

by Y.I. Caers April 17, 2010