hipster tool

Normally a guy who thinks he isn't a hipster, or a tool, but listens to a lot of Spotify playlists called Indie Electronic, plays Ultimate Frisbee, and is not able to hit on girls.

"Wow that guy is super hipster, but also is a complete ass"
"Yeah he's a hipster tool"

by Marmarbrinks May 15, 2015

Hipster Pissed

When you discover something new, usually a song or band, then all of a sudden the whole world knows about it and you get upset because it was your original find.

You find a song on YouTube, for example "I Love It" by Icona Pop, then you tell your friend to look it up because it's fucking awesome. A week later this song that you're proud of finding and you think no one else knows about is one the radio and everyone is singing it. You are now hipster pissed!

by Roxanne Roth Walker August 26, 2013

Hipster

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead.

Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'.

They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.

Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney.
Adult; What a fucking hipster.

by Max Biggins October 9, 2020

beta-hipster

A teenage wannabe hipster who tries too hard to be different from the rest of his or her peers.

Dude: Hey Aiden, are you coming to Homecoming this Friday?

Aiden: Nah, I'm going to open mic at the Coffee Roaster that night.
Dude: You can be such a beta-hipster sometimes.

by DrDefinition December 13, 2015

hipster yum

Brunch spots run by millennial hipsters who believe in organic, farm fresh ingredients, and wholesome food set in a restaurant with an industrial, rustic chic ambience with DAUP music. Best done after a night of drinking super cool PBR in hole-in-the-wall bars. Skinny jeans and thick frame glasses are recommended attire.

Bro, lets brunch at this hipster yum place in the upper west side.

by Swedishhiphop4life September 15, 2016

Hipster

When you dont want to admit you have shitty taste so you pretend like its a "niche" market.

My anime music is too hipster for you

by Unobserved Silence November 20, 2019

Hipster noir

A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'

Yeah, hipster noir.

by Bwandon October 13, 2010