histort

a combination of the words history and snort as in hist(ory) and (sn)ort. meaning to laugh so hard at history that one snorts.

Tommy found the mongol empire so funny that he histort.

by BeeMovie2021 December 31, 2016

Historical

The word historical Means that whatever your talking about is old.for example today me and Kayla were arguing about random words that we said I said historical she said ellipsis.we are both confused humans

Example historical

by By you know who🙃😂 April 6, 2019

Historia Reiss

A character in the anime/manga Shingeki no Kyojin. She is the lesbian queen who has no tolerance for anybody's bullshit.

Male: "Hey Historia Reiss, how about a date?"
Historia: "Fuck off."

by ixaa September 18, 2016

Historia

A woman that would do anything to brin her lover back from the dead, her lovers name is called ymir anyways stan ymir 🥰

"Who's this simp?"
"Her name is historia".

by MisterPickle193 December 29, 2020

historic

A word used to describe our "historic President".

People believe President Barack Hussein Obama to be "historic" because he is the first half-white, half-black President of the U.S. This so-called "history" making gives guilty white liberals something to tout as they increase their rhetoric that anyone who opposes the "historic" president is racist. In fact, some white people, including many in mainstream media feel so guilty being white that they say they got "thrills up their leg" from seeing this happen.

A guy and his wife are in a car on a road trip:

Guy: "99,997, 99,998, 99,999!"
Wife: "100,000!"
Guy: "Gee! That was a historic moment!"
Wife: "It sure was!"

by default013 November 25, 2009

Hipstory

History as defined by hipsters.

The great Pabst shortage of 2005 will certainly go down in hipstory.

by JohnnyBlueEyes September 12, 2011

Hollywood Historian

Someone who accepts movie scripts as historical facts and then uses them in debates/arguments.

Joe: Private Ryan was a real person!
Bob: You're such a Hollywood Historian.

by promeistro May 19, 2010