Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Home goblin

A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals

Bro, my flatmate is such a Home Goblin, all I hear from his room is mousetraps going off

by hiknouse420 February 9, 2023

Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

Adomition Goblin

Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".

Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!

You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin

by SCP Fan February 18, 2023

Jizz Goblet

Jacking off a ginormous cock native of Philadelphia but raised in the Carolinas into an ornate cup & then greedily slurping up all of the royal potion & immediately afterwards showing the empty cup, bowing down & saying “please sir, can I have some more?”

She greeted me at the door, butt bootyhole naked, with her jizz goblet in hand, eagerly waiting to be fed.

by Wild Shanimal February 19, 2023

Throat Goblin

a goblin that likes throats.

omg she a fkn throat goblin.

by ainad69 March 6, 2023