Don't Tap the Glass

The greatest album ever made. I ascended the first time I heard it.

"Don't Tap the Glass' is the best piece of art ever made

by Gooby69420 September 2, 2025

glasses

Something you have to wear 🥀 you either look like a dork 🤡 or smart and cool 🤓 😎

you have to wipe them 419 times before all the dirt comes out and you hate looking in the mirror

Person 1: I look bad in these glasses.
Person 2: sthu! just be a man!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025

Tap The Glass

To tap the glass is to act on impulse, make bad decisions, and flying like a cat.

“Yo suby’s coming to pick me up”

“Don’t tap the glass buddy”

by BOBRO3000 September 3, 2025

Liquid Glass

The much used buzzword for iOS 26.

Apple event be like: “Liquid Glass this, Liquid Glass that, Liquid Glass your ass!”

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing September 16, 2025

Wine Glass for Orange Juice

A metaphor for when a person uses fancy or verbose language to communicate a simple thing.

"Jerry talks too much, he thinks big talk will make us all look stupid."

"My thoughts exactly, he's using a wine glass for orange juice!"

by Dabloom October 24, 2025

Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025