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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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Nap girlfriend

A nap girlfriend is a girlfriend who pretty much lays in bed all day, sleeps, eats, watches Netflix and talks to you. She is always tired but makes time to take care of you.
Im definitely a nap girlfriend i sleep all the time I wonder if he gets annoyed
by Seaotter0947 December 3, 2020
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Switch girlfriend day

August 19th switch partners with a friend that either has a girlfriend or a friend you think has a thing for your girl.
Omg its nearly switch girlfriend day whose ready to start trouble.
by Sheknowswho. February 6, 2021
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kaidous girlfriend

Kaidou is basically married to Kai, he told me himself 🤨
Who is kaidous girlfriend?”
“Kai of course!”
by kaidousbitch March 20, 2021
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@llawliets.girlfriend

one of the best mutuals in the world, the prettiest and the cutest person
@llawliets.girlfriend is so pretty
@llawliets.girlfriend is so cute
by c0swy March 30, 2021
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llawliets.girlfriend

the greatest tiktoker and is actually Ls girlfriend. sueyluuu made this (your amazing mutual) 😎
llawliets.girlfriend is pretty, smart, rich, funny, and post content on tiktok
by anonymous March 30, 2021
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evanpeters_girlfriend

such a hottie, she loves ahs and obviously her scrumptious baby daddy evan peters. go check out her hot self on tiktok.
@evanpeters_girlfriend makes me throb because of how unbelievably hot and seggc she is😏😏
by thatbaddiewiththefattie April 9, 2021
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