Facebook chair

Toilet

over text...

D: Call me when you can... J: Ok, I'll ring you up after I get off the facebook chair.

by Jashy December 7, 2010

Facebook stall

The act of a facebooker postponing a comment to a later stage to give an illusion that their life doesn't revolve around facebook. This can be spotted easily if that particular person forgets to set their Chat to offline

-Why is she not replying/commenting while it's clear that she is on facebook?
-Facebook stall

by REDHANDED September 18, 2010

Facebook told me

When one is informed of events via Facebook before being infomed by another.

James: Did you hear about Mike and Susan breaking up?
Kerry: Yeah, Facebook told me

by BlindRascal October 2, 2010

Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.

'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.

by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011

facebook fallout

(Noun) Side-effects or secondary consequences resulting from a controverisal post you make on Facebook.

Dude #1: Hey, did you see that self-deprecating Facebook post made by Kara?
Dude #2: I did, what a nut!
Dude #1: Boy I really wanted to go off on her and comment but I didn't want to deal with the Facebook fallout!

by WFHbuddies May 8, 2011

Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.

Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."

by PMTran June 10, 2011

Facebook liar

When someone puts a status about themselves even though you know the truth.

Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.

by jspin1982 June 16, 2011