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Ass Blast from the Past

(noun) when a long-dead transvestite eskimo faggot shoves a stick of dynamite up your pooper and blows your nigger ass to china
person #1: "Dude I no longer have an anus after my last 3 ass blasts from the past."
person #2: "Then how do you take a shit?"
person #1: "I don't really know."
person #2: "That is fuckin insane."
by necro April 22, 2005
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Punting from the Cambridge end

Sexual intercourse whereby the man penetrates the woman from behind. As opposed to 'punting from the Oxford end': in Cambridge the punter stands on the till and punt with the open end forward, while in Oxford they stand inside the boat and punt with the till forward.
My and me boyfriend were dogging on the A14, alright, when he decide to try punting from the Cambridge end, like they do in the Fens!
by Da_Cello October 16, 2010
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know shit from shinola

For many, especially in the Southern US, it means the person referenced is an ignoramus . That is, if the person had their shoes shined. they could easily be fooled by the shine man who could just as well put shit on their shoes as shoe polish
by <br ea sports June 6, 2020
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took her from behind

A penis entering a woman's bottom, in and out, in and out in the process of sex.
I took Sherry from behind last night.

"What'd you guys do last night", "I took her from behind."
by dekhcb;AK April 18, 2017
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invisible people from the future

A group of villians from the future that are also invisible. Defeated by Harryman and Cousin Tex long ago. They loved throwing people into cardboard boxes.
The Invisible People From the Future will return and wreak havok on the present.
by Will April 22, 2005
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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the leading mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Private has been known for numerous accounts of drug dealing and sexual assault. He also committed numerous war crimes in former Yugoslavia. This includes the murder of 17 innocent school girls, killing civilians in an active war zone, car bombing a village, and using chemical weapons.
Private (From Penguins of Madagascar) committed war crimes in Yugoslavia
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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