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Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).
SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?
by CelticEagle February 12, 2019
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The biggest BITCH on Earth

The type of guy that your girlfriend dated before you. You know the type. Same height as her, wears jeans tighter than she does, probably has a perm. Overall just a huge doucher.
Hey do you remember my ex?

Yeah that kid was the biggest BITCH on Earth
by GonzoBiggDogg December 9, 2019
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wettest place on earth

Chloe G is ma bird- coz she wettest place on earth
by Inarelationshipwiddabest January 7, 2020
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The Person That Made Earth Day

"Hey, do you know who The Person That Made Earth Day is?"
"Yes. You are a funny person"
by spicy master September 28, 2020
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sexiest man on earth

Busto Caponi is the sexiest man on earth, to an unhealthy degree some may say
person 1: i wish i was busto soo bad...

person 2: stop dreaming.

Busto is the sexiest man on earth
by busto2 October 16, 2020
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North Carolina Earthquake

The phenomenon of violent vibration and shaking inside of one's house due to the unstable load or poor feet adjustment of a washing machine or dryer.
Dude the windows in the house rattled so bad the glass fell out of the frames! It was a North Carolina Earthquake it was a 8.3 on the sphincter scale!!!
by Buzzard lips February 20, 2021
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