douche fuck

a person who is a complete jack ass. douche wasnt a good enough insult so you have to add fuck to make it worse. douche fuck is your typical jock ego-maniac person that is a player or douche lord.

"gosh your ex is such a douche fuck"
"i know i was to good for him anyway"

by miss ozz February 6, 2010

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douche wazzle

A faggot who talks about skullfucking people and then doesnt do a damn thing

Drew Ellis is the biggest douche wazzle in the world

by Tony Dinatale December 1, 2003

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douche canoe

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

by Shi-nay-nay February 19, 2011

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Douche Fag

Vaginally cleansing homosexual. pretty self explanatory.

Douche fag.. I have a friend Tyler, he seems to fit the role quite nicely. LOL.. Love you Ty

by hollylynn January 5, 2009

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Douche Move

A douche move is when someone does something just to be an asshole.

"dude I took a dump in you bead haha!" "What the hell asshole that is such a douche move."

by anal bomber April 21, 2010

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The female version of a "douche-bag." Quite possibly the 2nd worse term you can call a woman.

Douche Broads can usually be found cheating on their boyfriends, flirting to get stuff for free, and drinking and driving.

Douche-Broads usually have fake breasts, fake tans, fake blonde hair and a quite a few hundred purses and shoes.

Douche Broads are "non celebrities" who usually have a Facebook Fanpage because they already have too many Facebook friends. These are the same girls who post 100's of photos of themselves; all from the same night...

My douche broad girlfriend is pissing me off, but she is so damn sexy!

by cityguychicago May 16, 2011

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