Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.
I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.
by RockabillyJ April 20, 2023
a relegion where the person believes that the earth is a donut shape and that when god is bored he fucks the donut and when god comes it make humans.
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
humans are gods sperm or the icing on the donut
other things they believe
-global warming is an STI
-natural disasters happen when gods a little bit to aggresive
-we cant see it directly because men in black whipe are memories of it
that guy is believes in donutism
by pope donutist May 24, 2023
Something someone can only do in the dream world without knowing it. (Can only be picked up by a roommate or someone listening in). Literal translation: Eating to donuts to lose weight rather than gain.
by Keepongo October 28, 2011
When an individual buys a donut. It’s part of it, then throws the rest on the ground. Then a random individual comes up and picks it up and finishes eating it (not within the 5 second rule for timing)
Rupert, a well-known powdered donut addict. Just finished eating half of her donut when she decided she was full. Being the good Samaritan that she is, she threw it on the ground. Fast forward two hours later a homeless person sees the donut remains, picks them up and eats them, filling a sense of satisfaction upon having themselves a busted donut
by BunkyHairTIE January 05, 2024
by popkxw May 05, 2024
Typically used as an insult:
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. A stupid unimaginative person, incapable of imaginative self-expression or creativity.
2. Another way of saying "cookie-cutter" therefore meaning Generic, uninspired, and lacking in originality.
3. A fat-shaming slur used when referring overweight policemen that are excessively fond of donuts and pastries. (mainly heard in San Francisco and Los Angeles).
4. In the mid-west US; prison slang referring to the anus of a prisoner that has become inflamed and loose through excessive anal intercourse. Also used to refer to prisoners that are accused of excessively enjoying anal intercourse.
1. I hate movies starring Adam Sandler, he is such a donut template.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
2. That boy band is so cookie cutter , they should be called The tone-deaf donut templates.
3. The cops in our neighborhood are such donut templates they only leave their cruiser to go for more donuts and coffee ,... or to pee.
4. Leroy is the bitch you want to see for busting a nut in here, he's such a a donut template that he only charges three cigarettes a go.
by Terminus Est July 12, 2017
“The boss was so hungry after a long day of Zoom meetings and answering emails, he asked his lovely wife to make him a Polish donut.”
by Dizzaster June 26, 2021