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Dong Haze

When a girl is so hung-up and infatuated with a guy that her judgment and mental capacity is clouded by thoughts and daydreams of a romance with him.
Girl 1: What's up with Brittney? I tried talking to her but she seems strung out or something.

Girl 2: Oh, she's list in a major dong haze for Charlie.
by moogoogaipan341 June 21, 2011
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Boozy Dong

Another way to say, “Whisky Dick,” an inability to perform in the bedroom, or alleyway, or stairwell, or……..after one glug over the line.
Janet: “What’s the matter, Hunny, cantcha gititup and stick it in are you GAY or sumthin?”
Hunny: “BLEECCHGGGHH BIIIISHH I GOTSA BOOZY DONG BLUECGHHGGHHH!!!??!!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 6, 2025
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Dong Yi

Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.
Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!
by cheebaikia November 22, 2021
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ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.
by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017
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Dong Shit

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.
My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.
by Skraps55 March 27, 2022
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Dong Chorus

A Dong Chorus is something that happens during a choreographed strip. The same moves are performed with penises in unison.
The men performed their dong chorus.
by spoon78 September 14, 2011
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Magnum Dong

Quwacks cock
by Quwack fan September 23, 2020
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