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Corn Dodger

Originated as an alternative definition to Corn Fritter(s).but has since taken new meaning through further discussion.

One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.
Look at Jimmy over there. He’s been in the corner there with Saucy Pete and Flamboyant Fred for the last 30 minutes. Let’s see if that Corn Dodger, Jimmy, can get out of this one again.
by Jameson Gladenton April 13, 2025
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Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.
Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".
by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025
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Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.
Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.
by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025
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Dub Dodger

Someone who avoids getting dubs with the boys
Can’t believe Kevin is being a dub dodger tonight.
by Hi I’m teej August 3, 2025
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drippy doge

A legendary individual whose coolness cannot be measured by normal human standards. Drippy Doge isn’t just fashionable — he’s effortlessly smooth, insanely confident, and the definition of unbothered excellence. When he shows up, the temperature drops and the vibe skyrockets.

His drip? Certified.

His vibe? Untouchable.

His haters? Silently taking notes.

His motto? "Cool is earned, not forced."

Unshakable confidence – He doesn’t follow trends; he sets them.

Style icon – Every outfit is a statement. Every step is a strut. Even his hoodie has attitude.

Master of chill – Pressure? Never heard of it. Drippy Doge stays calm, collected, and in control.

Hilariously clever – Witty comebacks, meme references, and one-liners so smooth they need seatbelts.

People magnet – Everyone wants to be around him, but no one knows how to be him.
"When he walked into the room with those shades, that clean fit, and zero stress in his step, everyone knew — that was Drippy Doge in the flesh."
by mr drippy September 26, 2025
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Kick N' Dodge

When you are in a difficult situation and need to muscle out of it this is your game plan.
The man with the NRA hat said "Y'all have four-wheel drive, you can just kick n' dodge outta this Prius-caused cluster fuck of ice and snow."
by sarahp_3 November 29, 2010
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Roger the dodger

A term for a female to aggressively insert her strap on into a males poop tube.
He better be careful I may roger the dodger tonight.
by Steveeatspizza December 27, 2016
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