an illegally insane 15 year old discord user that wants to marry and have children with everyone that comes into contact with them. usually finds every human "hot". there is no known cure currently. the only treatment is a 1 hour timeout.
by JudasThDarkFiend February 15, 2023
Get the tuntunglaposakijibartiti disease mug.an excuse for old people to be angry all the time. when someone eats an apple and is mad at the same time, they have the angry apple disease. AAP for short
Shutup charlie ya twat! maybe next time don't be asking me for money when i'm sufferin' from Angry Apple Disease, ya idiot!
by idiot! February 9, 2021
Get the Angry Apple Disease mug.A disease that infects people in charge of the music mix at a gathering. Infection becomes apparent when the person changes the music too quickly, cutting off songs far before their proper ending.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Symptoms typically present among narcissistic DJs, who mistakenly believe the crowd likes hearing the transitions more than the actual songs. Or they foolishly believe rapidly changing the songs "keeps things fresh". (In reality, it just makes the mix annoying and irritating.)
When party hosts (who think they're a real DJ) copy this same bad behaviour, because they saw a pro DJ do it somewhere, it can be concluded that DJ disease is also highly contagious.
Damn it, I was just getting into the groove of this song and now the DJ ruined it by ending the song prematurely! He must have DJ disease!
by cyberpimp2 August 2, 2021
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Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
Someone who has this disease is basically addicted to instagram and cares too much about other peoples lives and what other people think of them. Once this disease is contracted there is no cure for it
by MrFlamin September 3, 2023
Get the The IG Disease mug.French humourous slang used to depict a nice, ethereal, hyped state of being. Usually happens when you're close to a Chuy enlightened person, yet not a real disease.
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
You'll absolutly love to catch it!
Cool person 1 : Man, I think I got the Chuy disease, I feel so refreshed!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
Cool person 2 : Aww bro, I'm so happy for you! So sad it's not contagious.
Cool person 1 : Wait, the Chuy is right here, enjoy it!
by Tand33 April 7, 2021
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Get the Spicy butthole disease mug.Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.
Andi: I have four girlfriends! That Russian girl is just a close friend, with benefits, that I just like to talk a lot to, hang out...
Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?
Louis: Listen, man.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.
Anna: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Russian girl: Skyping with my colleague this evening, we are conducting research together
Anna: What, again?! And does your "colleague" know you caught the Stinson disease?
by L. Sosiska September 19, 2019
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