by nothin-nice July 2, 2007
Get the Potato Chip Crotch Crustmug. 
Get the useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocketmug. AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.
Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.
by BigP July 2, 2005
Get the saber-toothed crotch cricketmug. When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"
by EMBR602 March 13, 2013
Get the Unconscious Crotch Grabmug. When you wake up the morning after a night that you do not remember with bite marks on your weiner not remembering who put them there.
by TSG-STM members October 17, 2008
Get the Saber Toothed Crotch Crittermug. N. A woman (or a man) who gives a guy head and grazes the teeth in inexperience. Biting may also be involved.
I didnt know she was a saber-toothed crotch jockey when i unzipped my fly or i would have let you have her.
by carpiethe April 25, 2010
Get the saber-toothed crotch jockeymug. Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.
by SILENT311 May 12, 2009
Get the Sabre Tooth Crotch Cricketsmug.