by Cody52799 June 12, 2018
Get the Cross-Locked mug.Kid: “I’m trying out for the cross country team.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
Mom: “listen, I understand you’re upset, but let’s not think irrationally.”
by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
Get the Cross country mug.by YungSatana1300Chicago June 7, 2021
Get the Leave His legs crossed mug.Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
Get the Un-Holy Cross mug.My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
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