ham-clapping pee pee cock 

Preschool slang for taking human feces and or “pee pee” and hazing other kids by taking said “pee pee” and clapping it all other them.

The class of kids ham-clapping pee pee cocked the poor shy kid.

ham-clapping pee pee cock by Therealdeffitionmaker123456789 October 31, 2017

claped 

when you slap a pussy with a limp penis

2 get started you slap your limp penis off a pussy this is knowen as claped

claped by fuck boy 45 November 18, 2017

clapcan 

Clapcan is an individual who has the clap. Also used to degrade others.

Goose is a fucking "Clapcan"

clapcan by LoboViper March 30, 2007

clapies 

A mixture of clamidia and herpes. You should clap after saying this.

Person 1: LOLOLOL you have clapies! *clap clap*
Person 2: Ok......

clapies by Laura03232 December 24, 2007

claps4u 

A sarcastic type of applause, normally used when really you couldnt give a shit, or your congratsing them in a bad way.

Well done! your failing at life, claps4u...

claps4u by Clapser4u December 7, 2010

Clappal Tunnel Syndrom 

Mental fatigue which prevents you from clapping. Caused by over exposure to applause at a meaningless childrens school event where every parent feels the need to clap anytime a persons name is mentioned.

Principal: ( who just finished reading the names of all 500 students who mastered the pencil shapener this year) "Before we recognize all the students who received a grade this year, how about another round of applause for all these future writers".....
Wife: " Honey, your not clapping!?"
Husband: "My hands are worn out and I'm going to need them so that I can shove a spike in my head to relieve the pressure from Clappal Tunnel Syndrom"

Clappal Tunnel Syndrom by Raleighwood October 8, 2011

Claproll

When someone with "the clap" rolls over you, with their body.

The disease-infested Charlie Sheen claprolled me in the crackhouse.

Claproll by Keekee_the_Pokee August 25, 2011