1 word: Tim Hortons
Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
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-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
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-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
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