Cool Beans

Used by people who think they are cool but they are actually just closet fags & annoying as fuck

John: lets go get a cheesy sausage for lunch
Neb: cool beans
John: that’s not cool beans you fucking faggot

by Willy Hunglo June 11, 2018

Cool as a tool

This phrase is used to describe someone that acts like they are the king shit and wants everyone to know it. You can tell they are like this by the way they walk, talk, and act. Their huge ego is astounding because a lot of the time these people think they are better than everyone else.

Katie: "Hey girl, look at Molly over there with her new North face, Uggs, and yoga pants. She is sooo popular, I wish I was as cool as her."

Amy: "What a fake, she is about as cool as a tool."

by Marpfart Marpdiesel Marps Dave December 23, 2013

uber-coolness

Way beyond cool, you'll never get cooler then UBER-COOLNESS

stebie and jenna are uber-cool,
the Glendale Wags night out was uber-coolness

by -Steviee March 25, 2008

cool pasta

when you buy a new shape of pasta at the store and you are excited to cook it.

Elecanah: What are you having for dinner?
Yajjabe: I went to the store, and I saw some rotini
Yajjabe: Wow a new shape! Look at my cool pasta!!

by mckenzielovesgrapes March 15, 2019

Cool Shrooms

A slang term that actually began it's use in the early 21 century teens/early 20's. Popularized by the Kyoto's pop culture (Kyo-pop) of the time. Used to describe something or someone very nice, down-to-earth or stylish or all the above. Great. Dashing. Kakoii.

When your Japanese coworker studies mushrooms and you say 'cool shrooms' instead of 'cool beans'

A synonym mainly used like cool, sweet, awesome, splendid, amazing, delightful, hell yeah and like in Japanese kakoii, iketeru, subarashi etc.

Genki: Hey man, look at this umbrella made out of shiitake!
Hana: Oh cool shrooms, man!

Hana: "Hey Genki! I froze some shiitake for you!"

Genki: "Wow, really? Coolshrooms!"

Hana: "Yo Genki, I won the patchinko."
Genki: "Cool shrooms!"

by Genkihana January 27, 2020

Cool Beans

The post ejaculation, pre evacuation, verbal pronunciation of “cool beans”, implying the cutting of contact and/or ending of relationship followed by a swift one way exit of the premises.

Male: *ejaculates* “cool beans” *proceeds to exist without any response* *door slam*

Female: *cries*

by NiceCockBro,SlightBend,Solid6 July 27, 2020

too cool

if someone says something boring, and you have no other way to respond. usuaslly used over text as sarcasm that the boring people don’t get

“my favourite food is pasta”

you: “too cool”

by hedgehogsarevsnazzy July 12, 2020