Canadian History

A non existent part of history

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by bigblackhawk February 5, 2010

Canadian vacation

A mixed drink that includes one shot of tequila mixed with one shot of maple syrup.

He drank down the Canadian vacation and then made an awful face.

by Tragoron January 10, 2008

Canadian Code

The Canadian Code states that "Canadians rock. Live it, love it, embrace it, pour maple syrup on it". This is the code that all Canadians live by. Similar to the 'bro code that states: 'bros before canadians'". Well, your beat.

yea, watch out, respect Canadian Code.

by canadian111111111 July 18, 2011

Canadian Legwarmer

When standing up, tuck your balls and dick between your legs (some call it a fruit basket) and pee. The urine will trickle down the inside of your legs, giving you an amazing warming sensation. Doing this in the shower is the cleanest option, but if your cold enough, anywhere else will do.

Tom: Man, i'm freezing!

Bob: Just do a Canadian Legwarmer, it'll warm you up!

Tom: Ahhhh, you're right, this feels great!!

by sandyclam August 17, 2011

Canadian Buffalo Spirit

A former currency of Canadia, notable for being haunted by pirate ghosts; approximate worth is one butterfinger largely due to a problem with most vending machines. Also, a sex act involving three beavers strapped to a moose, drenched in maple syrup, while wearing an RCMP uniform.

After buying a butterfinger with my Canadian Buffalo Spirit, I did a Canadian Buffalo Spirit with your mom at the zoo. That's why I have rabies and am on the sex offender registry.

by Matterhorn Bill November 4, 2011

Canadian Homosexual

It's usually this thing from Canada that likes the opposite gender. Instead of regular Maple Syrup they love to "jazz it up." They actually pronounce words instead of saying "aboot" they say "About." They usually spend long hours on the computer and talk bad about Canada knowing it's a good country.

"Hey did you hur aboot Brad?"
"Yeah he's a Canadian Humusexual"
"Eh? How. "
"He believes the broon leaf in Canada should have the culor of a rainbuw"
"Mun, that's foked up"
-One American Prick
"I think you mean Canadian Homosexual."

by TheBlackLol November 28, 2012

canadian pant suit

When a women wears a denim jacket and jeans. Similar to a Canadian Tuxedo.

Hey, check out Robin's Canadian Pant Suit. She's ready for the board meeting, and the duck hunt after work.

by T-licious0001 May 13, 2014