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Brandon

handsome, sexy and smart. Libro in moon and caprisun in Venus. Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider. Around the age of 3-20 and born between September to December.
wow that is so brandon
by thisisnotbrendon November 22, 2021
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Brandon Waddell

Amazing at everything. Smart and sexy. Fucks like a rabbot and knows how to go for hours. Never scared of anything...
by Brian Brandon June 3, 2019
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Brandon

An awful guy. He’s the type of guy who wears creeper jackets. Some Brandon’s I met say “waifu” and “weeb” He’s the weird kid in school. If he has a girlfriend you should feel bad for her.
Person 1: That kid smells weird
Person 2: Oh that kid? He’s Brandon
by Doglover7162727483 September 10, 2021
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Brandon Rosales

Holy shit Brandon Rosales is hot af. I'd smash angel.
by Eden-jay May 12, 2021
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Brandon L. C.

A person who gives an abundance of joy, humility, and time and expects nothing in return. They are good with computers, especially Photoshop. They are great at everything they do because they do everything with passion. The full definition of a Brandon L. C. is much longer, but the most important detail to know is that meeting a Brandon L. C. will be the greatest experience in one's life.
Today I met a Brandon L. C. during a scavenger hunt and my life has been changed for the better because of it.
by DingleDick Shocker January 9, 2014
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Chuck a Brandon

To go into a hissy fit or stop working correctly, usely performed by computers or iPads, it began in Europe with a woman named Grace Cinnel, who's ex, Brandon Smith, was extremely bad with iPads and repeatedly made them crash, so she adopted the phrase, Don't chuck a Brandon.
Person 1 - "I just started downloading My Little Pony!"
iPad - "I'm afraid I can't let you do that..."
Person 2 - "Oh God! It's gonna chuck a Brandon!"
by Tastytqsty May 9, 2014
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brandon

him: omg there goes brandon
by fewehtjuttyrgedws March 11, 2022
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