Bens-Wisdom

No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.

Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!

Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!

Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!

Got mugged? Drink VB’s!

Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!

Had a good root? Drink VB’s!

Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!

Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s

And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.

All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.

All my problems went away after using Bens-Wisdom.

Everyday I be shuffling with Bens-Wisdom.

by Wycklesma May 27, 2021

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The Ben and Jerry

When two friends are with a woman, and man one places ejaculate into said woman’s vagina. Man two scoops out the ejaculate deposited by man one, and then proceeds to “lick the bowl”

Mark and Linda were having sexual relations and Mark deposits ejaculate into Linda’s vagina. Marks friend Scott, then proceeds with his two fingers in a hook like fashion and decides to perform The Ben and Jerry on the newly deposited ejaculate.

by timmyl1963 July 23, 2022

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Jewish Ben

When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.

Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!

Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.

by Heyitsurboicocksucker69 June 6, 2021

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Ten Bens

Ten $100 dollar bills, ten Benjamin Franklins. A term used to let peers know that you have successfully acquired currency and are no longer a peasant.

Kid with off-white shoes: Yeah dude, these bad boys cost me Ten Bens bruh

Disgusting poor middle class kid that eats peanut butter: bruh fr

by Francescothegreatandpowerful December 18, 2019

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