bacon neck

A man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as Gloop also known as Gloop Glitter

A bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head

by Maned99 May 25, 2008

canadian bacon strip

when you get your your grundle waxed by a lumberjack wearing a denim body suit

hey sharon told me you got a nice canadian bacon strip
could you recomend any specific lumberjacks

by buttersmooth February 4, 2008

bacon in barcelona

cool, tight, of an auspicious nature...Awesome

Oh my gosh...that science final was soooo not bacon in barcelona

by Mika and Meagan May 27, 2005

bacon cop

when a cop is fat, lazy, and just doesn't give a shit.

the cop that pulled me over spoke out of the speaker phone, and let me go even though he saw me stuff the bloody body in my trunk. i said to my friend later "today i was totally pulled over by a bacon cop!"

by cleo-baka-face October 10, 2009

bacondom

Bacon flavored condom

Use bacondoms for tasty birthcontrol.

by cldaria July 15, 2011

bacon

Money; especially, money that others are eyeing "hungrily" or are wishing that the owner would share more freely.

Girl #1: So what's your new guy like?
Girl #2: Oh, just your average typical pig --- generous with his sausage but stingy with his bacon!

by QuacksO September 30, 2011

Bacon watch

When your wife or partner starts a batch of bacon in the skillet and runs off to do some other chore and orders you to "keep an eye on the bacon" and you are stranded at the stove.

Dad can you help me with my homework? Not right now, your mom has me on bacon watch.

by Barkovi April 25, 2012