bearding

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!

by jasperismycar November 14, 2011

beader

A term for someone who is really lame. Can be used to replace the non bigoted use of "faggot". Originating from anal beads. Also see beady.

"Do you really have to point out all my grammar mistakes you beader"

Jim- "so the essay got moved to tommorow"

Tim- "man thats hella beady"

by toochainz November 19, 2013

Pediphile Beard

A very large beard on a person's face that shouts pediphile. Mostly found on a man's face but on a rare occasion a women's face.

The man down the street has a pediphile beard.

by chazz-le-dazzle lambert December 1, 2009

Flesh Beard

A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.

Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!

Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.

Matt: Shut up! I do not!

Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.

by TheNEScollector January 18, 2011

old grey beard

When more than 50% of the pubic hair on your ball sack is grey due to age or use & abuse

At my retirement ceremony, I'll introduce my boss to "Old Grey Beard"

by Coconut Commando February 7, 2007

cum beard

To ejaculate on ones chest while lying down and then apply the sperm to ones face with a paintbrush.

"I was so bored last night I just lay back and gave myself a healthy cum beard"

by Johnofo July 22, 2007

beard tweaker

Meaning a bearded man who occasionally endulges in excessive amounts of chicken without an afore established plan of productivity. Derived from the common past-time for the fuzzy chicken lover: tweaking out on his beard until it resembles that of Hitler or a backstreet boy & must be shaved.

"I'm just f'ed up... chillin'... tweakin' on my beard..."

by ps,et.al/m&m January 3, 2005