Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

by Portemento July 22, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Breakfast casserole

Something Lez will never bring in.

Lez will never bring in the breakfast casserole.

by The real Justine August 6, 2021

Pussy for breakfast

Pussy for breakfast means that your sucking pussy or having sex in the morning

Me:
i had pussy for breakfast

My freind:
What you had pussy for breakfast OMG

by Sophiathefirst2015 September 22, 2021

Breakfast of champions

A breakfast routine usually followed by champions or hoes involving jizz.

My school cafeteria offers great food, it truly feels like breakfast of champions.

by f me in the asssss September 27, 2021

hot breakfast

when someone swallows your warm cum in the morning

Bro she literally did a hot breakfast earlier

Damn bro

by wolfhaley123 September 27, 2021

kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021