Exercising Bastard Face

The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.

Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.

by Fouloldron November 10, 2022

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Bastard

Someone who's a total dickhead and a jerk mixed together

A guy named Grason Hardy is a huge bastard

by ThatGayDickHead February 16, 2023

bastard

another way to say "teacher"

me: do u like Mrs. y
you: yeah, she's my fav bastard

by veryveryimperch September 13, 2025

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

Retarded bastard

Probably our much younger siblings or family.
And Jake Paul's fans.

Guy1: My little sister is a Retarded bastard.
Guy2: I did not ask
Guy1: Sorry.

by Sulty Faroe July 29, 2022

smelly bastard

A boy who is very smelly

Hey don’t go near smelly bastard
He stinks

by Abcdefgihateu March 7, 2020