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Urban Asshole

A jackass who deletes your words on urban dictionary after a couple months even though they were valid and racking up lots of likes.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 26, 2021
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Dick Asshole

Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.
"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
by aclockwork3 August 28, 2008
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your asshole

You.
Your asshole better shut the fuck up or we're gonna have a serious motherfuckin problem - right NOW.
by homes 661 January 8, 2012
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Asshole Freak

Guys that are obsessed with anal sex and get to hard for that poop hole lol and become freaks sweating with a loud heart beat for that ass and can totally change when there turned on as a Asshole Freak
Dude Jason Quist is a total asshole freak I don't think I want to go to homecoming with Shrek Jason Quist
by The Gods and Goddesses November 20, 2019
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Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
by hot tea June 3, 2016
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Little asshole

a term that describes a young male under the age of eighteen; they tend to be defiant to rules setforeth by their parents, techers, adults, or legal guardians; parents tend to use this phrase when their kid is being a bitch
"Mason you little asshole"
"Carter you fucking asshole"
by Martyfscld November 20, 2016
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american asshole

the asshole common amongst those living in anglo-centric cultures such as the U.S., the U.K. and Australia. this is a byproduct of these countries large consumption of toilet paper. coined “american asshole” because those guys are well, assholes!
jean-paul: and did you wet the paper?
henry: nah, but I washed my hands!
jean-paul: you have american asshole!
by Smeethy November 16, 2020
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