just friends

A phrase that if spoken to you means one thing:
The person who said it does not deserve to have you as a friend because they cannot overcome their own ignorance.
Guy: So do you want to go out with me?
Girl: It's a nice thought but I'd rather we were just friends...
(at this point guy starts walking away)
Girl: Where are you going?
Guy: I'm doing you a favour, we both know that I'm better for you than any of your so- called boyfriends- I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of running to me when it falls apart...
(sometime later the girl's boyfriend cheats on her, she learns a lesson, but will go back to dating equally ignorant people)

If anyone ever says this to you, walk away: you deserve better even if it means letting them go...
by Firelovesugar May 05, 2011
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closet friend

a nerdy or embarassing friend that you hide from your other "cooler" friends.
I asked my closet friend Sue to help me with my report but didn't invite her to my party.
by A Closet Friend September 03, 2008
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faux friend

1) A fake friend.
2) Two people act like they're best friends, but then talk behind each other's backs constantly.
3) Uses the said 'friend' to feel better about themselves.
Observer 1: Rachael's been talking so much shit about Casey and they're supposed to be best friends?
Observer 2: That's not a best friend, that's a faux friend.
by Trina L. August 22, 2007
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Fast friends

Fast friends meaning loyal friends, close friends, permanent friends.
John and I have been fast friends since we met in the 4th grade.
by Mustang Ed October 01, 2011
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Friend Ladder

This is the friend zone of the ladder theory. A typical guy on your friend ladder possesses any/all of the following characteristics: virgin, girldump, geek, wuss, and is used by women for emotional support while not getting any pussy in return. The girl's excuse: "Aw he's too nice, I could never fuck him".
"He spent all month trying to talk her up to a date, not realising he was on her friend ladder long before".
by Saf1 January 25, 2009
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Best Friend

There is no definition that can describe you.
by TurtleBoxer April 29, 2019
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friend boy

a boy who is your friend but you act like you are together but you are not officially.but basically,you are..but you are not
tina: hows your boyfriend doing?
me: oh hes not my boyfriend yet...for now hes just my friend boy
by friend girl July 24, 2008
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